The Yeast London Cabaret Presents: CREAM or SCUM!? A Drag New Comers Night!

SO MY POOPSIES Lewis G Burton and Rodent DeCay have been overworked and underpaid for too long, there's only so long you can survive on 11p noodles and grass cuttings- so they can have A SINGLE night off. SO WE'RE DOING A NEU PARTY! AND A GUEST DJ! Wanna try you hand at performance art? Think there's a a lipsync inside you? Or do you just want to just be bedeck in spangles and shake yo' fanny for five minutes? WELL COME TAKE PART IN OUR NEW PERFORMANCE PAR-TAY! CREAM or SCUM! THE FIRST DEMOCRATICALLY DETERMINED VARIETY CABARET! The audience gets a flash card saying CREAM! but if that bitch be boring you, you' flip that shit round to SCUM! and we clear the stage for the next one! THAT'S RIGHT THE AUDIENCE DECIDES WHATS RISING IN THE YEAST LONDON CABARET! Participants get free entry, the Creamy bitches get a victory drink and the Scumy babes that get a victory drink! BECAUSE IF YOU CAN GET UP ON THAT STAGE WITHOUT PISSING YOURSELF YOU ARE ALREADY WON HALF THE BATTLE BOO! It's no-thing to be scum because it just means you didn't nail it this time- where as imagine how good it'll be to get to the end and declared cream!? OOOH IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR! AND HOSTED BY THE THICKEST, CREAMIEST SCUMBAG IN TOWN! OOZING GLOOP & Beautiful Assistant MISS DAISY CONFUSED There *MAY* even be the possibility of doing a lipsync battle at the end for a cash prize if everyones digging it. I don't know I ain't the police I just run the show we'll see how it pans out. DEMOCRACY IN ACTION! BITCHES CONFIRMED THUS FAR! SMILEY VYRUS! LUCY TRASH! .....WATCH THIS SPACE! AT ++THURSGAYS++ EAST BLOC's ALL NEW WEEKLY BARGAIN BASEMENT NIGHT SPOT...++ HOUSE SINGLE AND MIXER £2.50 SELECTED BEERS £2.50 DOORS: 10:30 CLOSE: 4:00 ++HOME OF THE YEAST LONDON CABARET++ DONATION ON ENTRY; £3 SUGGESTED, £2 MINIMUM . Resident DJ: DAISY CONFUSED/aka James Phillips (Sink the Pink) AND ALSO GUEST Julian Von Petrovosky! CABARET FAVOURITE AND ALL AROUND BABE! She was FAAAAABULOUS the last time and she'll be recreating the magic again!