PUSH THE BUTTON: THE XXXMAS PARTY

Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic (cuz that ain't gonna stop it). Woof! No blurred lines – we’re going balls out FULL FRONTAL as PUSH THE BUTTON kicks off the festive season with a BANG! Polish up your best hammer for lickin’ and move your body ‘round like a nympho for our dirrrty XXXMAS PARTY which sexily coincides with our THIRD BIRTHDAY. XXXMAS AND A BIRTHDAY? YES! And because it’s such a special occasion the fabulous HARRY CLAYTON-WRIGHT will be performing his BUMPER REVIEW OF THE YEAR! Anyone that’s seen Harry’s previous festive offerings will know that this will be quite something. It is HIS GIFT - TO YOU. So dig out your chips, dips, chains and whips – we’ve got enough santa hats to place where-ever you see fit, plus a BIG FAT SNOWMACHINE, as well as a playlist that’d make Rihanna blush. Grab your jockstrap, g-string and/or tassles an’ Linda will see what she can do for you down there - but as is we’re looking at quite a hefty boomerang. There’ll be an EXCESSIVE amount of HORNY POP on the radar: from Mousse T & Salt N Pepa to Aqua & Schlager, PUSH THE BUTTON is a celebration of the last 2 decades of POP! We’ll be playing ALL THE HITS: synths, guitars, keytars, drum-machines, girl bands, boy bands, impossible princesses - it's a glamophonic, electronic, d-d-disco baby! We sent a message through the Internet – but it rejected. :( Expect the usual nonsense: badges, sweeties, fly-swatters, stickers, blah, blah, blah AND OF COURSE the BEST pop you’ll find on planet Earth. Such as: ♫♪ Disc 1 (The Nineties): Salt 'n' Pepa, Belinda, Madonna, Paula, Janet, Sonique, Cher, Missy, Cathy, Louise, Betty Boo, Billie, Wilson Phillips, Deuce, En Vogue, Destiny's Child, Pet Shop Boys, Alliyah, TLC, Eternal, Ace of Base, Shakespeares Sister, Mel C, Roxette, Corona, KLF, Love City Groove, Oceanic, All Saints, The Cardigans, B*Witched... ♫♪ Disc 2 (The Noughties): Britney, Britney, Britney, Miley, Robyn, Nicola, Annie, Dannii, Kylie, Gaga, Kelis, Pixie, Marina, Rihanna, Rachel, VV, Shakira, Lily, Katy, La Roux Alphabeat, Little Boots, Alcazar, Yelle, Ke$ha, MIA, Sleigh Bells, Goldfrapp, Scissor Sisters, Le Tigre, Ting Tings, Sebastien Teller, Dizzee, P!nk, Pussycat Dolls. If only you were here tonight, we know that we could make it right. www.pushthebutton.org.uk The Royal Vauxhall Tavern 372 Kennington Lane, London SE11 5HY EURO BUS ROUTES: 2, 36, 77,87,88, 187, 344, 360, 436 (NIGHTBUSES:) N2, N36, N344, N87, N88 MIND THE STEP: Vauxhall Station (zone 1) on the Victoria Line. Exit the Station Via Exit 1 and turn right under the tunnel, walk to the end and turn right again, The RVT is the big, gorgeous Victorian pub in front of you!