Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache, and you're about to have a stroke.

As London Fashion Week kicks off on the 14th of September, the Spanish Mafia is presenting their own special extravaganza at the Joiners Arms.

So put the bass on your walk covergirl, and wear the edgiest shit you have at home to get all the flashes. We'll have Spanish Mafia Dj's, La Pequeña and Claudia hosting, and a team of east london's next top models (of course, with hairy chests and bearded faces).

C'MON AND STRIKE A POSE!